1. My sandals are pink.

2. Big shoes make me want to experiment interracially.

3. I think someone crapped in my shoes when I was dancing at the club last night.

4. Cinderella lost her shoe while prince charming pooped in it.

5. I poop on my mom to please the race horses.

1. Why does the man always keep me down?

2. God hates Super Mario.

3. Mario soon realized that he had made a grave error in stealing & eating all those fire flowers from god.

4. That clown hates flowers so much he breathes fire and shoots his flame thrower.

1. I can see in my next door neighbor’s window.

2. Ahhh…my wife is home!!

3. I love when women are trapped in a box for my pleasure.

4. I will play with my balls while you take the family portrait.

5. Play with your cock and make mommy proud.

1. Winter is not an ideal time for sunbathing.

2. Snowmen will attack if you sunbath during a lightning storm.

3. The snowman will kill you on a cloudy day.

4. Frosy is a cold blooded killer.

5. Frosties can be fatal.

1. Phil’s class is done! Yay!

2. Fuck “The Chain”.

3. I like “The Chain”. I really like “The Chain” a lot!

4. I REALLY REALLY love chains of D-pads and hearts.

5. Pads with wings and an anti-leak core go great on my charm bracelet.

6. I have a hot dog as my pet, it has saminella.

1. She puts the lotion in the basket.

2. She put the portable butter down in her purse.

3. Put the fucking LOTION IN THE BASKET!!

4. Stop! Don’t forget the Jager for the company picnic!

5. The two businessmen were having a “liquid lunch” picnic in the park.

1. Prestigitations can slowly lift 10 punds of material.

2. A magic ten pounds of leaves equals a ten pound magical battery.

3. Glowing ivy makes a grean moonshine for lucky wizards.

4. Joe eats barbed wire and drinks booze that makes him the luckiest man in the world.

5. Joe, without anything but booze for dinner got a hooker to make him feel that he’s hot.

1. There’s a moth in the incubator.

2. I want to buy a pretty butterfly for 90 cents.

3. I’ve got 95 cents to buy a butterfly.

4. I’m happy to pay a butterfly for sex.

5. I’m in love with a pretty butterfly for sale.

1. We made cookies today!  Yay!

2. I love cookies!

3. I love cookies more than life itself.

4. I really love cookies more than dead girls.

5. Cookies are good but zombies are bad.

1. Prince likes the ass pants.

2. The king had assless chaps on and he LOVES them.

3. Are these cutout ass jeans cool?

4. Ripped jeans make me stoned.

5. Ripped jeans equal mystery meat dinner.